At our dear club, we have developed the perfect way to know if one is drunk and therefore to have one’s car keys confiscated. Rule 1264-02 reads as follows:
“If a member of the club who is enjoying an alcoholic drink while within the club environs, begins to believe that Mrs. Hynde-Quarters is attractive, is deemed to be sufficiently inebriated and is therefore not allowed to drive home.”
Once again I think our club has found the middle road for these sort of situations and I offer this example to the rest of the world. In the rare case of a female member drinking too much, then the Brigadier is used as the “high water mark”.
Cheers
Nigel
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